I knew a bit about armour because I'd taken a lot of photos of armour for an ad campaign: "Tough Guys Wear Condoms Too". The erect penis of the male model wearing a condom had stuck out through a special hole in the miniskirt of chainmail. We had to show him a turkey porn movie before he erected. There was just no other way to get through to him. And then, the first time, he jammed - but at least the condom did't tear, which pleased the manufacturers. By turkey I don't mean it was a bad movie. It was about sex with a turkey, digi-animated. By then it was too late to hire a different male model whose childhood au pair hadn't played with him during Disney cartoons.
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